12 Kinds of Awesome

"See, the 12 stranded DNA theory is a pseudoscientific term used to qualify the DNA other than that of the Watson and Crick double helix spiral model of the early 50s. Bascially, it's an activation of junk DNA that seemingly evolves the soul to a transient existence and gives you hightened senses. You, Chantal, are activated junk, displaying awesome-like qualities for each of your 2 'functional' DNA, and 10 'shadow' DNA. Take that home. Chew on it." -- Sugi